If you have an uncontested race today and just feel that they should have some competition, write-in a vote for Minnie Cher Futtbawl! She works fast, knows how to reach the goal line and can pass over the special teams lobbyists who attempt to intercept winning strategies!
“I’m Minnie Cher and I approve this message”.
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